Sunday, August 30, 2009

Tweet! Tweet!

I know some of you are still lagging in the discovery of Twitter's awesomeness. That's okay. I'll let it go a while longer. After all, I was once in your shoes; sad, lonely, bitter, perhaps a bit arrogant, and certainly far too busy to be bothered by such trivial nonsense as what Joey Smith of Bumblersville, AK had for breakfast this morning. Who the hell cares what Joey ate? I sure don't.

Plus, what's all that nonsense with the "@" and "#" signs? Way too confusing. Better to get back to your freshly baked, hot-out-of-the-oven chocolate chip cookies and watch Oprah.

But, wait! Don't give up so fast! Twitter is so much more than random ampersand and number signs and what Joey's having for breakfast. It's more. It's oh, so much more! And you can still eat all the cookies you want. Remember, you're on the internet - no one can see you! (Well, except for the aliens, but that's a whole 'nother story...)

Want to connect with other writers? Want to get great tips from agents? Want to participate in chats regarding the publishing biz? Then get your lazy bum over to Twitterville and start tweeting! It's fun, easy, enlightening, surprising, and ever-changing. Go on. Dive in. The water's a perfect 85 degrees.

Just don't tell me what you ate for breakfast.

47 comments:

Rebecca Anne said...

I'm singing in the choir! Tweet Tweet with an occasional chirp chirp in there.
Twitter is one of those things that no one will get until they actually engage.
Once they do, they dive right into the bird bath~
You have grown beautiful twitwings~

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Rebecca, Thanks, honey! My wings are starting to feel comfortable in flight.;-)

nsiyer said...

I have discovered great friends in Twitter, Debrah! Some amazing connections and insights.

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

nsiyer, Follow me, then, my friend!

Beth said...

I would have to say that I'm lukewarm about it. I find that I don't tweet often, but I enjoy reading others' tweets. I've found some good info there. I'm not giving up on it, never fear, but I'm not sure I'll ever be much of a Twitterpresence. LOL

Stephanie said...

Hi Debra-
So cool to connect via the internet.
Thank you for your lovely comment on my blog. I appreciate the hugs, virtual or otherwise.
As you might know, I LOVE Twitter. So, far, I've made amazing contacts using it and garnered valuable advice from people I follow.
Looking forward to getting to know each other, Debra!
Tweet, Tweet,
Stephanie

Amy DeTrempe said...

I don't spend much time on Twitter, but you are not the first to insist one should be a part of it. I vow to spend more time on Twitter.

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Beth, Lukewarm is fine. It depends what you want to get out of it. For serious writers, it's a great tool to network and learn. Talented writers who aren't sure if they want to be "serious" (cough, ahem, you know who you are) are welcomed with open arms.

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Stephanie, I'm glad we found each other! Now we get to "hang out." ;-)

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Amy, Yay! I'm taking your vow seriously. Make sure you tweet me from time to time.;-)

Mandy said...

I ate a blueberry muffin.

Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to tell, right? I don't always follow directions! ;-)

Hmmm, was this post directed at me? :-) You don't I'm not tweeting. I probably will eventually, once I feel like I have something to chirp about. My feelings are similar to Beth but at least she's on there.

Right now, I have nothing. No manuscript, no characters, no plot, zero. So what could I tweet about? - "Hi, I'm Mandy and I'm a loser who has nothing to write about (yet). What's new with you?"

Kelly Polark said...

I had a donut and a chocolate chip cookie for breakfast (I ate breakfast with my son's fifth grade sleepover buddies), and I still haven't joined the Twitter madness yet. Perhaps one day I will tweet.

Unknown said...

I tweet, I tweet! LOL I just started a month ago so I'm in the category of not understanding the # and @'s but I'm learning.

I'm now following you!

Susan R. Mills said...

I have a twitter account, but I'm still trying to figure out how it all works. Thanks for the push!

Vegas Linda Lou said...

Been on Twitter for almost a year now... still not going to drink the Kool-Aid. Too much crap to sift through for the 1 in 1000 useful tweet. And I still think "tweeting" sounds gay as hell.

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Mandy, I LOVE blueberry muffins! Seriously, it's fun. You don't have to be a writer to tweet. You just have to have a pulse. And be adorable. Therefore, you qualify.;-)

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Kelly, That sounds like my normal breakfast and I can't blame my kids. I've got a dysfunctional sweet tooth. Change that. It's incredibly functional!

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

CCD, Let me know if you have questions. I'm certainly no expert, but I could try to help.;-)

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Susan, Happy to push.;-)

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Linda, Tweeting isn't gay, but there are gay tweeters.

Angela Ackerman said...

I know, this is so true. I signed up for Twitter a looooong time ago and all I saw was 'Oh I'm at the mall!' or 'Chinese or Italian tonight?'

I was like, seriously? Wow--don't have time for this. However, as it took hold, the writing community really morphed it into a useful tool. I'm thinking it may be time to fine my account info and use it.

Anonymous said...

I've just become a tweeter too, although am feeling like a twit at times! And have just discovered TweetDeck, which is amazing.

Tweet On!

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Angela, I know - it takes a while to get the hang of it. But once the magic sets in, it's all candy and ice-cream.;-)

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Kelli, We all feel like twits sometimes. That's got nothing to do with Twitter! And, yes, Tweetdeck rocks. I'm still trying to figure out all the bells and whistles. ;-)

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Karen, If you want, you can E-mail me and we'll chat.;-)

koralee said...

hummmmmm...keep talking you almost have me sold...tee hee...I still don't get it but then once apon a time I didn't understand this blogging thing either...I am very slow at everything....one day you can say..."told you so!" xoxoxo

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Koralee, I'll keep working on you. How's this - it's where all the cool people hang out - cool people who love the color blue. Does that help? ;-)

Ray Veen said...

Twitter's paying you to advertise for them, aren't they?

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Ray, You just can't keep a secret, can you?

Midlife Roadtripper said...

I'd probably only tell you when I was going to the bathroom.

Tweet on,Debra. Please enjoy it for me.

I did look up tweets, however, on the Perseid meteor night. I wanted to know if anyone was seeing any. Most interesting comments. Continues to amaze me how we now communicate.

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

MJ, I know - it ain't your grandma's world anymore! So much for writing a letter or saving your pennies for a long distance phone call. The modes of communication seem to know no bounds.

Stephanie Damore said...

Okay, okay, okay. I'll try Twitter. I've only been resisting because I already spend too much time online when I should be doing other things (like preparing for class tomorrow).

On a side note Debra - for being such an awesome blogger and commenter, I've decided to honor you with the "You Don't Say? Super Commenter Award"!!! Stop on by my blog to claim your award.

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Steph, I hope you love Twitter. Let me know if you want some tips on how to get started. And, I'm humbled, honored, and so appreciative of the award! Blinking tears away.;-)

SM Blooding said...

I was a dubious Tweeter at first, but I finally figured it out! Well, it helped that I finally found other writers who like to talk about...(go figure) writing! *happy smile* Now, I'm a lovely Tweeeter, too. I don't Tweet every day, but...fairly regularly.

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

SM, Glad you found me. We'll have fun in the twitterverse together. Or is that twitosphere? Either way. Good times.;-)

Kasie West said...

Who's baking chocolate chip cookies? I'm so there.

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Kasie, I'm always baking or eating cookies or brownies. After all, life is short - eat dessert first! Bring a glass of milk and pull up a chair.;-)

Sherrie Petersen said...

I avoided Twitter for SO long, certain that it was nothing but a time suck. But I love #kidlitchat and I've found some great links from people like you. I limit my time on there, but it's been fun and informative. And thanks for the RT!

jdsanc said...

You are so funny! I have been tweeted out lately, but you are so right. Need to get back there. I do love those queryfail agentfail rants. I mean, discussions. Hey, anytime an agent starts yapping about anything, except maybe what they had for breakfast, I'm there.
PS I love your new header! That's the peace I need today.

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Sherrie, It is fun. I love being in the loop and networking with writers and agents. It just feels "right."

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Judith, I love when you stop by! And I'm glad you like the new header. A bed, cat, and a book - how perfect!

Stephanie Faris said...

I use Twitter to let people know when I've posted my blog but I've been bad lately about remembering to log in every morning and post it! Other than that, I'm not really sure how Twitter works. I'd much rather use the Status Updates on facebook for keeping up with people.

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

Stephanie, I love it for the book biz connections. Tweeting w/writers and agents is the bomb.

Broke But Still Drinking said...

My username wouldn't fit so I told twitter to kiss my ass.

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

BBSD, And did they?

Anonymous said...

I joined twitter after months of saying I will never be on it. Joining the site is fun, and you do get the purpose of the '@' and '#'.

Not only is it goo for networking but you can follow your interest which is great and exciting.

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

corvedacosta, Absolutely! Following what interests you is inspiring and fun. So much to learn from people!

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